Quote no. 8

I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.

Carl Sandburg

Quote no. 7

Doing nothing is very hard to do … you never know when you’re finished.

Leslie Nielsen

Quote no. 6

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

Emo Phillips

Quote no. 5

“If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.”

Jay Leno

Brilliant!

Quote no.4

“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.”

Henry J. Tillman

Quote no.3

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”

Sir Winston Churchill

Quote no. 2

"Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching."

Scott Adams

Quote no. 1

"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece."

Ludwig Erhard